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Dry ones this time.🤣😁🤪😝😘🤣🤪😁😝🤪🤣❗❗❗

I once tried to tell my dad that I had severe Anxiety's that prevented me from doing something. Was told that "it was just you brain playing tricks on you and stop being so scared"

This is fantastic lol.... use parchment paper if spraying the pan isnt working out... you can cut out a circle for bottom and then cut out a piece to wrap around the edge

Should just come to the UK. We have those fathers day cards in spades.

Im always calm until I'm not.

I love after "was he hot? ... he WAS hot?" you could see her doing the math in her head whether she'd let a super hot guy get away with that. "He brought his FAMILY.... but those pecks.... ughhhghhh"

The inverse is so true.

Omg do a tour in India pleaseeeeee...we love you here

I thought about this as Father's Day was coming. My daughter got me a card with Cuthulu barbecuing himans with a smaller Cuthulu on the cover. I don't know what to make of that.

That's the very definition of dad .

Voice note????? Ooooor voice mail? WTF????

Hallmark TAKE NOTES!!!

Jokes aside, I i think it's a legitimately great idea to have a place to go for mental distress that is separate from the place for physical distress. Would take a load off the ER, and you could have staff that specialize in mental stuff.

how many young people loved and paid enough attention to detail that they get "indiana Jones, switch them out?"

I know the concept about step parents are more complicated than that, but this is actually pretty funny

You can. Just close your legs 💀

This chic is good 👍🏽

She calls us like we are her parents and he loves having a girl dad moment so he always helps

I totally relate!!! We need cards that simply say Happy Fathers Day or Happy Mothers Day without all the bull that doesn’t apply to most of us!

Tbh...this is why I'm not having kids😅😅😅😅

"You know deep down she wanted a girl instead of you 🙂. Now your purpose is fulfilled,"

Most comedians use crowd work because they are too lazy to develop actual material. Taylor comes up with A-level material WHILE doing crowd work.

She is so crazy

Girl, you so funny!

My ex cheated on me with a previous ex of mine (I'm a lesbian) and now after I left they're both still together -_- They definitely deserve each other, that's for sure

Toxic comedian....Most dudes moms desire a daughter if all the've had is miscarriages and 1 Son ( a single or only kid) that mom ruined.

Well that's because it's hard to imagine a kid being depressed when the responsibilities and obligations they hold are so minor

That is how it is for my sister. No one likes her. I love my dad tho

My sister's love language is gifts. Yeah. She is an assĥole

I was laughing at this and i showed it to my dad. He laughed and then revealed to me that my pet chickens that i had as a kid, the ones that they "gave away to the milk man to keep as pets so they can be in open fields and nature", THEY ACTUALLY HAD THEM SL@ UGHTERED AND WE ATE THEM😃😃😃

Murder after midnight

i subtly stopped writing "you're the best dad ever" in my father's day cards as i got older, bc he really is not the best dad ever😭😭 i love him, but he is not an amazing father by any means

Honestly I adore that I never find rude comments on her posts. It’s comedy and it’s hilarious. Especially with comedy like this a lot of men tend to try to make awful remarks about it. Glad the comment section allows me to see how much others enjoy her comedy as well!

I use to tell my ex, please do not introduce me to your parent, Im not interested in meeting them, if que last I Will do It. They didnt listen, they thought I would love them More 😂😂😂😂, the parents loved me, then I would break up with them AND they would call me, my mom asked why we couldnt work It out, I use to tell them, tell them I just dont like you, they aré nice people but you aré trash😂😂😂 bye. 😂😂 Real power.

Lol 😂

Lol her face expression

I'm missing something here. A stepdaughter's labour is now a mandatory event a stepdad must attend?

Same girl

So I’m curious as I feel that way about the men I’ve dated now… so do I just turn gay if I get off? Lol

Lol I’m petty too the perfume one is too true

41 here dating again after 20 year marriage. I can confirm. I use gorgeous, beautiful, stunning. With amplifing words before it like extremely, very, exquisitely. Cute does not do what i see in Women justice and hot i find is low key degrading. Of course im Looking for my person not a piece of meat.

Do you know what I’d pay if my therapist could just watch me on TV, and I didn’t have to only sit there and try to configure all my thoughts and memories

Lol so accurate

Lol I too broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years shortly after I got off bc. I never made the connection but that's an odd coincidence. 😳

We are supposed to go to the ER when we have an anxiety attack? Lmao

You can actually get custom cards. Lol... But also...it kinda sounds like she needs to buy cards at Spencer's. 😂

It’s kind of funny how completely opposite me and my sister are because she compartmentalizes whereas my emotions are wild and out of control basically if I start feeling something, it takes a while for me to not feel that but her she can sit in an argument and just sit there not reacting in any good or bad way. Just sit there.

She watched Batman the animated series

The best comedians are forged in trama

"my bones feel itchy I DON'T KNOW" 😭✋😭✋😭✋